Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Spam-Ku and the "Mysterious Porcine Muse"

Who would have though that the canned mystery meat would spawn so much  verse
Because it's so easy!  

Uniform pink meat
Salty and gelatinous
What did it come from?

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Odd and ends of ham
Collected by the packer
Too damned expensive!

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Spam fried in hot bacon fat
Pumpernickel and mustard
Served with a pickle!

1 comment:

surly hack said...

Tasty fried brown in a pan
Annoying in my inbox
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